Gypsy Cold Cuts w/ Pat Kelley at Mainline 8-11pm Thursday, 111 Main

The usuals, with Stephanie Olive Oil and Pat Kelley, also zee Parisienne himself- Zach Miller, coming out of retierement to play Django for us all, and Director Of Brass Dr Mike Miller doing duck calls. Thursday night with us will make it sooooo easy to skip everything Friday morning and just stay in bed with your arms folded over your head and silently meditate and consider how lucky you were to get home at all. No cover. Surprise guests. No smoking. No firearms. No open fires. Clothing optional. Please register to vote. Call your mother. Carpool.